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#1
In stilul dulce clasic al injuriilor aruncate de un generator virtual, va mai aduc o mica bombonica, sperand ca va va face sa radeti pana cadeti de pe scaune.

In momentul asta tusesc si rad de mor. Clicky

-> You are calmer than a filipino whore looking to get raped. <-

24
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probabil n-ai primit niciodata
telegramele mele sau poate
nu credeai ca e vital cand
lumea mea se descompunea
in ceasuri si goluri
de mine

au imbatranit in cadente
si sentimentele mele
sub greutatea
atator vieti netraite...


Clicky

#2
You are as boner-inducing as a chinese homosexual who loves kittens.

Vaaaaaiii 24! Am incercat mai multe, dar totusi!
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#3
You are less heavenly than a transsexual stripper in a Lutheran nursing home.
O Doamne 24). Asta a iesit din prima si dupa m-am apucat sa mai vad ce este si acu regret, caci mor de ras 24). Vai de capul meu =]]]]]
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#4
Tare generatororul asta. 21 Versiunea mea : You are as sad as an alcoholic Jew with a third testicle. lolololooool.
Versiunea minunatei noastre mascote : Zuppy is as sweet as an uncircumsized kelptomaniac with a death wish.
Muhahaha!

#5
You are more in love than an uncircumsized priest on heroin.
You are pathetic like a black epileptic with violent tendencies.
You are as smart as a mentally retarded Jew having a one night stand.
21 Da epic!!
Elda Taluta
Sarks Sark
Ark Alks

#6
Andreea is yaoi maniac like a hypnotized eunuch on ice skates.
You are exciting like a quadripalegic baby getting their ass kicked.
You are more fabulous than an out of shape elementary teacher fingering their own asshole.
"Forgive you? Why? It's not like I'm mad or anything. You were the one who got angry; just like you said, I was being too nosy. I've always been like that, not knowing my boundaries. I'm the type who'll water a plant til it drowns."
- Yokozawa Takafumi no Baai, vol. 2

#7
Merli is retarded like a sexy HIV patient at Crate and Barrel.
24 doamne cat o urasc pe Merli. Anyhow, inca una, asa pentru ca nu am avut ce face...
Merli is as baka as a syphillis infected leper in church on a Wednesday.
dude xD this is awesome...
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#8
^^You are more sexy than a claustrophobic transvestite doing the hokey pokey.^^
24
You are more dumb than an impotent widow during Lent.
Aww, asta a fost urat. Oricum, rad de 5 minute. Sa vad ce mai iese. =)
Bonus: Your mother is genius like a geriatric porn star with daddy issues.
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You could be the best of me when I'm the worst for you.
golden tragedy


#9
You are more retarded than a fat sex offender at a pussy eating contest.
Adina is more wrathed than an impressionable Jesus with low self-esteem.
You are as genius as a crying communist in Detroit.

Whaaa glumesti! 24

#10
You is calm like a 18th century terrorist in a farting contest.
O FOST VANTU SCHIMBAAARII! =]]]]]

You are successful like a tiny-dicked slut pretending to care.
=]]]]]

You are kick-ass like a dead terrorist having an enema.
THIS STUFF RULES =]]
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(\__/) Don't
(^.^) Kill
(") (") The
(") (") Bunny >.<




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