Letter to Santa Generator

[Mykoto]

Dear Santa Claus,

This year, I have been a very manipulative little TV watcher. I have not murdered, and I have never helped my sister with their homework. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of presents this year!

Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring perfume. For my daddy, please bring a new money clip. For my little sister, please bring Barbie. For my hampster, please bring kibble. Oh � and for my mail man, please bring some coupons.

Now about me! Please bring me all of the Harry Potter action figures, and front row tickets to Eminem � plus backstage passes so I can get autographs! Oh, and please don�t forget to bring my amputee Afghan orphan. But if you can�t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $100,000,000!

Anyway, I hope you like the pudding I left out for you.

Sincerely,

The Devil

PS: Please say Merry Christmas to the baby Jesus.

PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Enma Ai? She has been a really corrupt cry-baby all year long and doesn�t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don�t forget to put homework in their stocking. Thanks!
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