15-09-2012, 10:40 AM
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: destroy the earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a Pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food, horrified by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the internet. This will all be done from a Hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. Your name shall become synonymous with dear God No, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
Gimme das money! mwahahhahaha
Your objective is simple: destroy the earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a Pope. This will cause the world to choke on their food, horrified by your arrival. Who is this Spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must obliterate the internet. This will all be done from a Hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. Your name shall become synonymous with dear God No, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.
Gimme das money! mwahahhahaha