08-08-2012, 11:14 PM
Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: destroy the earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: evil - it's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a Superman. This will cause the world to bite their nails, shocked by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Eiffel tower. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your Incredible Power, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: destroy the earth.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: evil - it's my nature
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a Superman. This will cause the world to bite their nails, shocked by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin?
Stage Two
Next, you must destroy the Eiffel tower. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about Pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your Incredible Power, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you.
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