20-05-2012, 10:45 AM
Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: so another race can take over
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about an Unending Cacaphony of Screams. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
"And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar? " My god
World Of Warcraft much?
Your motive is a little bit more complex: so another race can take over
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?
Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about an Unending Cacaphony of Screams. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.
"And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar? " My god
World Of Warcraft much?
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