Llamas vs Unicorns: Character creation

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Name: Bam Bam
Gender: Tansvestite, at times defined as male lesbian
Age: As old as you want me, baby
Race: Llama, the kind that would chew a child and spit him back out in your face before it kicks you in the groin
Planet: Gaudali (the planet of twisted long legged researchers which happen to be mosaic colored chicken)
Horn colour: You don't want to know the color of that horn
Religion: Asimovian
Powers: Throwing fireballs and spitting pink acid
Good/bad habits: Picks its nose with the hooves from time to time and has a tendency of passing gas when other llamas are around; loves gardening
Story: Grew up on the lovely volcanic plains of Chihuaha district, his mother was a camel and his father was a boxing zebra; left home after he fell in love with a mermaid. They got married and she divorced him one month later for a clown fish. He decided to dress up as a woman ever since.
Meaning of life: To find the mermaid and the clown fish and make a lovely stew out of them