20-05-2012, 11:02 AM
Bun, e simplu. Aveti aici un generator care elaboreaza o scrisoare completa catre Mos Craciun. Chit ca suntem in mai, voi puteti primi cadourile pe 4 iulie. Oh, sa nu va uitati prietenii, pentru ca au un paragraf special in scrisoare. <3
Dear Obese Trespassing Altruist,
This year, I have been a very good little advertising tampon. I have not murdered, and I have often helped my mommy’s “special friend” with their taxes. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of age-inappropriate pants this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring fruit leather panties. For my daddy, please bring a new razor. For my big brother, please bring fingernail polish. For my hampster, please bring non-surgical sterilization. Oh – and for my mail man, please bring some work ethic.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Spongebob Squarepants pajamas, and front row tickets to Britney Spears – plus backstage passes so I can get airborne Chlamydia! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my pony. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $10,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the cognac I left out for you.
Breathlessly,
Your mother
PS: Please say hello to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Lia? She has been a really perverted vivisection hobbyist all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put homework in their stocking. Thanks!
Sa va aud, hobbitilor.
PS: Ahahahaha. <3
Dear Obese Trespassing Altruist,
This year, I have been a very good little advertising tampon. I have not murdered, and I have often helped my mommy’s “special friend” with their taxes. And I always say thank you, which makes me seem like I care, and so I deserve lots of age-inappropriate pants this year!
Please bring all this stuff for me and the people in my life: For my mommy, please bring fruit leather panties. For my daddy, please bring a new razor. For my big brother, please bring fingernail polish. For my hampster, please bring non-surgical sterilization. Oh – and for my mail man, please bring some work ethic.
Now about me! Please bring me all of the Spongebob Squarepants pajamas, and front row tickets to Britney Spears – plus backstage passes so I can get airborne Chlamydia! Oh, and please don’t forget to bring my pony. But if you can’t, just remember that more than anything Santa, what I really really want is just $10,000,000!
Anyway, I hope you like the cognac I left out for you.
Breathlessly,
Your mother
PS: Please say hello to Ralph, the heartless Elfin slavemaster.
PPS: Oh yeah, and remember Lia? She has been a really perverted vivisection hobbyist all year long and doesn’t deserve any Christmas presents. So please don’t forget to put homework in their stocking. Thanks!
Sa va aud, hobbitilor.
PS: Ahahahaha. <3
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