Evil plan generator

[Stormrage]

Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a rock star. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?
Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate the internet. This will all be done from a Hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your armageddon clock, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your Overwhelming Evil, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

I fu*kin` hate clowns.