Simile creator

In stilul dulce clasic al injuriilor aruncate de un generator virtual, va mai aduc o mica bombonica, sperand ca va va face sa radeti pana cadeti de pe scaune.

In momentul asta tusesc si rad de mor. Clicky

-> You are calmer than a filipino whore looking to get raped. <-

You are as boner-inducing as a chinese homosexual who loves kittens.

Vaaaaaiii ! Am incercat mai multe, dar totusi!

You are less heavenly than a transsexual stripper in a Lutheran nursing home.
O Doamne ). Asta a iesit din prima si dupa m-am apucat sa mai vad ce este si acu regret, caci mor de ras ). Vai de capul meu =]]]]]

Tare generatororul asta. Versiunea mea : You are as sad as an alcoholic Jew with a third testicle. lolololooool.
Versiunea minunatei noastre mascote : Zuppy is as sweet as an uncircumsized kelptomaniac with a death wish.
Muhahaha!

You are more in love than an uncircumsized priest on heroin.
You are pathetic like a black epileptic with violent tendencies.
You are as smart as a mentally retarded Jew having a one night stand.
Da epic!!

Andreea is yaoi maniac like a hypnotized eunuch on ice skates.
You are exciting like a quadripalegic baby getting their ass kicked.
You are more fabulous than an out of shape elementary teacher fingering their own asshole.

Merli is retarded like a sexy HIV patient at Crate and Barrel.
doamne cat o urasc pe Merli. Anyhow, inca una, asa pentru ca nu am avut ce face...
Merli is as baka as a syphillis infected leper in church on a Wednesday.
dude xD this is awesome...

^^You are more sexy than a claustrophobic transvestite doing the hokey pokey.^^

You are more dumb than an impotent widow during Lent.
Aww, asta a fost urat. Oricum, rad de 5 minute. Sa vad ce mai iese. =)
Bonus: Your mother is genius like a geriatric porn star with daddy issues.

You are more retarded than a fat sex offender at a pussy eating contest.
Adina is more wrathed than an impressionable Jesus with low self-esteem.
You are as genius as a crying communist in Detroit.

Whaaa glumesti!

You is calm like a 18th century terrorist in a farting contest.
O FOST VANTU SCHIMBAAARII! =]]]]]

You are successful like a tiny-dicked slut pretending to care.
=]]]]]

You are kick-ass like a dead terrorist having an enema.
THIS STUFF RULES =]]

You are retarded like a canadian proctologist with a brain tumor.

Neko-chan is more yaoistic than a break-dancing Jesus with a hairlip.

Neko-chan is more calm than an elderly high school dropout who stinks like burnt onions.

Mor de ras )

You are more genius than an AIDS infected perfectionist with a hot sister.
Nico is as faggoty as a crazy puppy with a gang tattoo.
Oh, God, e genial.
Nico is as in love as a mentally retarded lesbian at the opera.

Vai.
Look here: You are romantic like an unemployed amputee with a leaky colostomy bag.

You are more stupid than an one legged Martian with a god complex.

Extreeeeem

You are as fun as a castrated leper looking for true love.


Yay, yay, I'm as funny as can be, no one can ever reach me

You are as cool as an invalid HIV patient with two assholes.

Incercasem mai multe dar asta e tare

You are sexy like a kleptomaniac (insert favorite racial epiteth here) being gang raped.

Awww yeaaah.

Here I goooo! xDD
You are more tired than an out of shape serial killer looking for true love.

and... You are yaoi fan like a 70 year old communist picking their nose.
Really? omfg

Everything is as retarded as a glue sniffing hillbilly with low self-esteem.

Love you, Simile creator.

You are as genius as a blood-soaked transsexual with a misinfalted ego.
Jesus is gay like a cum guzzingly white supremacist on Yom Kippur.
Man are fucking like a syphillis infected vegetarian with alzheimers.

very funny

Nu m-am putut abtine=))
Denis is inteligent like a satan-worshipping whore eating ear wax.
you are as horny as a zit-covered athiest being gang raped.
you are as dangerous as a 18th century Scientologist with explosive diarrhea.
*ras crizat*
) Nu este nimeni ca mine~

You are funner than a skanky male prostitute at the junior prom.

Thank you. Sunt mândră de ce sunt!

You are as erotic as a clinically depressed transsexual with a glass eye.

...dang it.

You are divine like an urine-soaked athiest doing the hokey pokey.

Nici măcar nu ştiu ce am făcut. ʘ‿ʘ