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Cod:

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Superman. This will cause the world to bite their nails, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison New York. This will all be done from a Hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your secret death ray, bringing about the End of All Things. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Overwhelming Evil, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

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