WTF of the day

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Avand in vedere ca am un accent britanic care se plimba de la londonez, la scouse, irish si cateodata din greseala scottish, aseara am avut niste clienti o familie cu doua tipe mai tinere - tipic englezoaice care beau bere si sunt glammed up, desi blonda era destul de ok - care ma tot intrebau de unde sunt. Le-am spus pana la urma cu un zambet mare ca sunt din Romania, la care reactia lor:

B: You're lying, there's no way that you're Romanian.
Me: I am Romanian, both my parents are, I've never lived in England. I've only been to Liverpool for 3 weeks and that was about it.
B: No way, you must've been to an English school or something.
Me: No, I've been to a typical Romanian college. See that guy with the glasses? He's my twin brother. /calls Arthur over
B: Is she your sister?
A: Nope /walks away
Me: /facepalm

Inca o familie la 31, care au fost cu o seara inainte si le-am spus tot asa ca sunt din Romania si ca am fost in Liverpool.

W: Oh, we live just across the water from Liverpool, in Birkenhead
Me: I took my exams at Birkenhead Sixth Form College
W: I went to school there!
Me: /smiles

Si ca sa inchei ca am avut un pax de 8 persoane, va las sa va dati seama din ce am scris pe fb aseara care e faza:

So there was this customer guy tonight called Samuel, who looked exactly like Harry Potter with glasses and no scar. I thought asking him if his Patronus is a stag would be inappropriate.