15-05-2012, 10:33 PM
Aici puteti posta - fara spam- situatii dubioase in care ati fost pusi in ziua respectiva, sau ma rog, de curand. Eu am cateva recente, una de acum o saptamana, de ieri si de azi:
1. La munca, eu si seful meu elvetian care stie ca vin din orasul de langa castelul lui Dracula.
That awkward moment when you're mopping the floor at work and your boss decides to walk all over the wet surface. So you take the mop, position yourself in front of him and challenge him to a staring duel, which he wins so you stand aside and say: YOU SHALL PASS. The more awkward moment when he says: Morticia, I thought you were a vampire, not a wizard.
2. Tot la munca, acelasi sef
J: Why are there cobwebs in this corner? D: I keep cleaning it but the spiders keep coming back. J: Tell them to go away. D: I'm supposed to be a vampire, not Dr. Dolittle. J: Use your transylvanian vampire powers and compel them
3. Ieri la examenul de biochimie cand fiind studenta privata imi primesc exam paper-ul, ma uit la intrebari si imi dau seama ca am studiat ce nu trebuie pentru examenul in cauza, pentru ca nu aveam cartile corecte.
1. La munca, eu si seful meu elvetian care stie ca vin din orasul de langa castelul lui Dracula.
That awkward moment when you're mopping the floor at work and your boss decides to walk all over the wet surface. So you take the mop, position yourself in front of him and challenge him to a staring duel, which he wins so you stand aside and say: YOU SHALL PASS. The more awkward moment when he says: Morticia, I thought you were a vampire, not a wizard.
2. Tot la munca, acelasi sef
J: Why are there cobwebs in this corner? D: I keep cleaning it but the spiders keep coming back. J: Tell them to go away. D: I'm supposed to be a vampire, not Dr. Dolittle. J: Use your transylvanian vampire powers and compel them
3. Ieri la examenul de biochimie cand fiind studenta privata imi primesc exam paper-ul, ma uit la intrebari si imi dau seama ca am studiat ce nu trebuie pentru examenul in cauza, pentru ca nu aveam cartile corecte.
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in ceasuri si goluri
de mine
au imbatranit in cadente
si sentimentele mele
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telegramele mele sau poate
nu credeai ca e vital cand
lumea mea se descompunea
in ceasuri si goluri
de mine
au imbatranit in cadente
si sentimentele mele
sub greutatea
atator vieti netraite...
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