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Evil plan generator

#1
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Am ras douaj de minute numai din cauza variantelor de raspuns.
Cat despre my evil plan:

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison the town's water supply. This will all be done from a ancient gomb, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must let loose your arcane ritual, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare fire you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

FOR PONY!
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probabil n-ai primit niciodata
telegramele mele sau poate
nu credeai ca e vital cand
lumea mea se descompunea
in ceasuri si goluri
de mine

au imbatranit in cadente
si sentimentele mele
sub greutatea
atator vieti netraite...


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#2
Evil Guide Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: criminal activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: love (yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a Superman. This will cause the world to bite their nails, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison New York. This will all be done from a Hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your secret death ray, bringing about the End of All Things. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Overwhelming Evil, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

M-am prostit si eu 24)))))
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#3
Your objective is simple: world domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: power

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a senator. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Evil Genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must sabotage United Nations. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your corporate takeover, bringing about the End of All Things. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to worship the ground you walk on.

Mwahaha
Tenderest touch leaves the darkest of marks,
And the kindest of kisses break the hardest of hearts
~Florence + The Machine


#4
our objective is simple: destroy the earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?

Stage Two

Next, you must steal the internet. This will all be done from a Hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must demonstrate your time machine, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. Your name shall become synonymous with dear God No, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your Supreme Might, and the world will have no choice but to send you all their money.

Ii epic
Elda Taluta
Sarks Sark
Ark Alks

#5
Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first devour a rock star. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Dark Gunslinger?
Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate the internet. This will all be done from a Hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your armageddon clock, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. Your name shall become synonymous with metal, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your Overwhelming Evil, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

I fu*kin` hate clowns.
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Voi, nepasatori de moarte, dispretuitori de viata,
Ce-ati probat cu-avantul vostru lumii pusa in mirare,
Ca din vultur vultur naste, din stejar stejar rasare!

#6
Your objective is simple: criminal activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: madness

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this Ripe Bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an Evil twin?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison United Nations. This will all be done from a Hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must prepare your armageddon clock, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your Extraordinary Charisma, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.


Sigur nu-i un film de actiune combinat cu ceva thriller ? 24

#7
M-am intrecut pe mine insumi. Si ce mai raspunsuri... 43

Your objective is simple: widespread misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure.

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a diplomat. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this Despoiler of all that is Good and Nice and True? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two
Next, you must poison Mount Rushmore. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must demonstrate your secret death ray, bringing about Something That's Really Metal. Your name shall become synonymous with all that is wrong with the world, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your Mind-Boggling Insanity, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

[edit] Imi place ultimul stage. *laughs* Celalalte sunt totusi misto... Ati auzit, nimeni sa nu imi fure femeia.
"Forgive you? Why? It's not like I'm mad or anything. You were the one who got angry; just like you said, I was being too nosy. I've always been like that, not knowing my boundaries. I'm the type who'll water a plant til it drowns."
- Yokozawa Takafumi no Baai, vol. 2

#8
Your objective is simple: criminal activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a Pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, terrified by your arrival. Who is this Criminal Mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must poison New York. This will all be done from a Hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about the Apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with insanity, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

Adios, Pope.

Psycho XD

#9
Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: so another race can take over
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this Unholy Menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar?
Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of cultists hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about an Unending Cacaphony of Screams. Your name shall become synonymous with the Spice Girls, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

"And why do they look so good as a Brain in a Jar? " My god 24
World Of Warcraft much?
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You could be the best of me when I'm the worst for you.
golden tragedy


#10
Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: love (yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this Threat to our Children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Classic Black?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate the Pacific Ocean. This will all be done from a medieval castle, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of supernatural creatures hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must release your arcane ritual, bringing about Nightmares for every Man, Woman and Child. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your Supreme Might, and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.

purfect. :3
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